{"id":10570,"date":"2025-11-06T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/?p=10570"},"modified":"2025-11-05T21:56:08","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T21:56:08","slug":"le-5-cose-da-non-fare-mai-dal-parrucchiere-se-non-vuoi-essere-odiata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/salon-essentials\/le-5-cose-da-non-fare-mai-dal-parrucchiere-se-non-vuoi-essere-odiata\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Things You Should NEVER Do at the Hair Salon (If You Don\u2019t Want to Be Hated)"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tFollow me<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div>\n

1. Showing up with freshly washed hair<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s start here.
You walk in all proud, hair squeaky clean from home.
You know what your stylist is thinking? \u201cGreat, now I can\u2019t read your hair at all.\u201d
You\u2019ve stripped away natural oils, elasticity, and logic.
It\u2019s like going to the dentist after you\u2019ve pulled your own tooth. Effort appreciated, but useless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2. Saying \u201cDo whatever you want\u201d \u2014 and then hating it<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDo whatever you want\u201d is the biggest lie ever told in a salon.
Only two kinds of people say it: those who have no clue what they want and those hoping for a miracle.
Then, when the hairstylist actually creates something bold, the drama begins:
\u201cThat\u2019s not what I meant.\u201d
Oh really? Neither did they.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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3. Showing a picture of Jennifer Lopez (with straw-like hair)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Every week someone walks in with a photo of a celebrity, convinced that copying the haircut will magically transform them.
Spoiler: it won\u2019t.
That photo? Lit, styled, filtered, and managed by a glam squad of ten.
You? You just took off a scrunchie and said, \u201cLike this, but blonder.\u201d
No, not \u201clike this.\u201d Never \u201clike this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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4. Talking on the phone while getting your hair cut<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s not multitasking \u2014 it\u2019s just rude.
Your stylist is holding sharp scissors, focused, and you\u2019re bobbing your head laughing with your friend.
Result? A cut that only makes sense if you like \u201curban asymmetry.\u201d
If you need to talk, do it later \u2014 when you\u2019re complaining on Instagram.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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5. Expecting miracles after months of hair abuse<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

And now the painful truth.
DIY bleaching, daily straightening, drugstore shampoo\u2026 then you walk in and ask:
\u201cCan you make my hair healthy again?\u201d
No. You need a rehab plan, not a treatment.
If your hair could talk, it would sue you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Brutally honest conclusion<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s be clear: hairstylists are not saints, and salons are not holy shrines.
If you want good hair, start by treating it \u2014 and your stylist \u2014 with respect.
And if you recognized yourself in any of these points\u2026 well, redemption starts with conditioner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Author:<\/strong> Gugu \u2013 Beauty Advisor at Il Magazine del Parrucchiere<\/em>
I\u2019ve heard it all, seen it all, and stopped pretending to be polite about it. I write what every hairstylist thinks but doesn\u2019t say out loud.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Some clients walk into the salon like it\u2019s a caf\u00e9. Then they leave\u2026 and complain. So today, I\u2019m saying what every hairstylist secretly thinks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":10580,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3835],"tags":[4423,4426,4422,954,4415,4424,4189,4421,4419,4418,4416,4417,4420,4425],"class_list":["post-10570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-salon-essentials","tag-bad-client-habits","tag-beauty-advisor","tag-beauty-humor","tag-clienti-salone","tag-errori-dal-parrucchiere","tag-funny-beauty-article","tag-gugu-beauty-advisor","tag-hair-care-advice","tag-hair-salon-mistakes","tag-hairstylist-tips","tag-ironia","tag-provocazione","tag-salon-etiquette","tag-salon-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10570\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilmagazinedelparrucchiere.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}